Not To Do

Here are some things not to offer us when we come home:
-warm water
-to turn the AC off when it's 90 degrees
-barking dogs
-fried plantains
-a bag to put our used toilet paper in
-to let us ride in the back of your pickup (with 7 other people)
-to turn the power on and off for no reason and at no certain time
-the smell of burning trash
-roosters that like to start their day at 2:30 in the morning

We will miss Haiti, but some things are meant to be left in Haiti!